Author: mike

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Air Conditioned Fantasy

Whatever you do, don’t use the Q Word. After the first couple of weeks of annihilation and disintegration of the Iraqi army by the invading forces, I had deranged pro-war fan boys emails me...

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Many Many Kims, No Good Kimchi

One guy’s trip into North Korea. These scenes of some mega-flag waving festival are scary, they are so clean and bright and cheery that’s it’s like The WIzard Of Oz meets Godzilla. Not to...

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:D

It’s the Emoticon -> RealLife? Conversion Manual.

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Cunning Linguists Rejoice!

Possibly Related? Strom Thurmond Expires So with the US Supreme Court deciding that the State can have no involvement in private physical relations between consenting adults, non-exclusive vaginal-penile sexual relations are now legal in...

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Free Money!

$15 Amazon gift card for registering your Mastercard number with Amazon. I don’t see why not! Except for more spam, I guess.

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Cooking Your Placenta

Work on the basis that each placenta weighs approximately 1/6 of the baby’s weight. To prepare a placenta, cut the meat away from the membranes with a sharp knife. Discard the membranes. Roast Placenta...

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Placenta Spaghetti Bolognaise

Ingredients: 1 fresh placenta, prepared as above 1 tblspn butter 1 large can tomato puree 2 cans crushed pear tomatoes 1 onion 2 cloves garlic 1 tblspn molasses 1 bay leaf 1 tblspn rosemary...