Author: mike

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Big Smelly

THE BOXES are stacked eight feet high and line the walls of the large, windowless room. Inside them are new body bags, 10,000 in all. If a big, slow-moving hurricane crossed the Gulf of...

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Monkey Clones

Monkey Clones! I am one step nearer my goal of breeding an Army of Atomic Super Dwarves that will taker over the world and usher in a New Era of Smaller Cars and Greater...

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Trans-Eurasian Pipeline

The UK Guardian finally ran a story on the theory that the war in Afghanistan’s real long-term goal is a trans-Eurasian oil pipeline.

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Nuclear Maginot Line

According to this story, Israel plans to detonate a string of nuclear landmines should the Syrians try to invade again via the Golan Heights.

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Press Your Luck

I like this story. An unemployed ice cream truck driver from Ohio figured out how to beat the simple light pattern on a now-defunct TV show called Press Your Luck, which sounds like a...

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Red Cross? Sounds Like Commies To Me!

Despite repeatedly notifying the Pentagon of the location of its camps, flying their flags, and painting huge red crosses on its rooves, the Red Cross was bombed by the US for a second time....

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Our Man In Pakistan

They used similar arguments in the 1930s, about Hitler, as a necessary defence against communism. Newsweek says It may be a good thing that Pakistan is ruled by a friendly military dictator rather than...

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Up Up And Away!

I always wondered was this possible when I’d see this little kids holding huge bunches of helium balloons. Tie many balloons to kid. Wave goodbye to kid. Someone has tested this theory out and...