Just found out you can get ACTION FIGURES made of yourself! Oh that’s so tempting…

Adrienne’s calling her baby Fiona. Fionnait in Irish — which doesn’t really roll off the tongue as well. It means “white”.

Adrienne had a 9-pound baby this morning! Two weeks late and a big one!

So the “mentally ill” are worried they may no longer be employed as screeners at airports after the Federal Government nationalizes the service. I don’t see what they are worried about — surely mental...

hardly anyone can afford to rent an apartment anywhere in California, and the entire state would be better off living someplace sensible, like Arkansas or West Virginia.

How you know you’re having an unlucky day: Man Run Over Twice During Police Car Chase.

Best Spike line in the new Buffy? He says to Giles: “Did your life flash before your eyes? Cup of tea, cup of tea, almost got laid, cup of tea, cup of tea, almost...

So everyone’s saying how “beautiful” Windows XP is. I just loaded it and first thing that comes up is some ugly cowfield, garish 1950s-era cloudy sky scene, and some ersatz dock thing that I...

And New York Observer on Terror Sex.

Sometimes things turn out least the way you expect. No doubt Sharon, the Israeli Prime Minister, thought the WTC attack was heaven-sent. But now that the Bush administration seems to reckon on a Palestinian/Israeli...