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Fit For Duty

So the “mentally ill” are worried they may no longer be employed as screeners at airports after the Federal Government nationalizes the service. I don’t see what they are worried about — surely mental...

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Go East Young Men

hardly anyone can afford to rent an apartment anywhere in California, and the entire state would be better off living someplace sensible, like Arkansas or West Virginia.

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Cup of Tea Almost Got Laid

Best Spike line in the new Buffy? He says to Giles: “Did your life flash before your eyes? Cup of tea, cup of tea, almost got laid, cup of tea, cup of tea, almost...

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Cowbells

So everyone’s saying how “beautiful” Windows XP is. I just loaded it and first thing that comes up is some ugly cowfield, garish 1950s-era cloudy sky scene, and some ersatz dock thing that I...

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All Bets Are Off

Sometimes things turn out least the way you expect. No doubt Sharon, the Israeli Prime Minister, thought the WTC attack was heaven-sent. But now that the Bush administration seems to reckon on a Palestinian/Israeli...

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Fascist News Babes

Is there a word yet for someone with a fetish for Fascist News Babes? Salon is, of course, working on it.

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Holiday in the Sun

You know, if I was Bin Laden I’d get out of Afghanistan and run quickly to a country with a strong policy on lawful extradition, such as Sweden or Switzerland. That way, Colin Powell...