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In Flagrante Delicto

Lisa tells me that everyone in her company has been laid off bar her and one other person. A few months ago they had 90 people. She was able to change her top in...

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America’s Family Secret

What is Osama bin Laden? He’s America’s family secret. He is the American president’s dark doppelg�nger. The savage twin of all that purports to be beautiful and civilised. He has been sculpted from the...

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Conspicuous Consumption

Holy Shit! Down on Valencia/19th there’s a swank furniture shop called “Den” with a chair — admittedly a nice chair but still and all a chair — in the window with a $19,500 price...

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Velvet Goldmine

Velvet Goldmine. I think it was an inspired work of mad genius. Anything that links together UFOs, Oscar Wilde, Lou Reed, Iggy Pop, and David Bowie in such an erotic chiaruscoro of sequins deserves,...

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Words Fail Me

Ken’s birthday was a hoot. You know you’re in trouble, though in an Indian restaurant when after everyone’s ordered their dishes, the server comes over to add another table nearby for “all those dishes...

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SEND IN THE CLONES!!!!

New Clone Wars trailer! Well not really a trailer, looks more like a lot of robbed semi-finished footage. The shot of massed ranks of Jedi nuttahs with laser swords looks oddly like Saturday night...

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Day of Surprises

Day of surprises. First Pat Buchanan agrees with me, then I find that criminal weasel wannabe Mussolini character Silvio Berlusconi — the current tinpot Prime Minister of Italy — has also been thinking about...

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Franklinanity

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. Benjamin Franklin, 1759