Author: mike

Nothing like hot women in uniforms toting guns…

It’s a very hard top to get off and It’s a good drink, but I’m not going to drink it anymore.

Holy Shit! Down on Valencia/19th there’s a swank furniture shop called “Den” with a chair — admittedly a nice chair but still and all a chair — in the window with a $19,500 price...

Velvet Goldmine. I think it was an inspired work of mad genius. Anything that links together UFOs, Oscar Wilde, Lou Reed, Iggy Pop, and David Bowie in such an erotic chiaruscoro of sequins deserves,...

Ken’s birthday was a hoot. You know you’re in trouble, though in an Indian restaurant when after everyone’s ordered their dishes, the server comes over to add another table nearby for “all those dishes...

New Clone Wars trailer! Well not really a trailer, looks more like a lot of robbed semi-finished footage. The shot of massed ranks of Jedi nuttahs with laser swords looks oddly like Saturday night...

Day of surprises. First Pat Buchanan agrees with me, then I find that criminal weasel wannabe Mussolini character Silvio Berlusconi — the current tinpot Prime Minister of Italy — has also been thinking about...

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. Benjamin Franklin, 1759

Is sex dangerous? Only if it’s done badly! My straight college roomie found a woman at a rave who enjoyed dry, raucous sex. Lots of screaming. Quite annoying. One day the pitch of the...

Someone sent me a note about some “scam” involving land phones and how dialing “9“, “0“, “#” will let someone make long-distance calls using your phone account. Now, usually these chain emails are just...